Friday, November 30, 2007
Things that are most excellent
1. Diet Cherry Chocolate Dr. Pepper. It's like a fizzy orgasm in your mouth.

2. Having a short Christmas list and the funds to cover it.

3. Slow work days.

4. Free fancy Blogger templates.

5. Pretty toenails. Not that I have those right now.

6. WINNING NANOWRIMO OMGBBQETC!!!!!

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Thursday, November 15, 2007
13 Reasons there's no Thursday Thirteen this week
  1. Nanowrimo.

  2. Nanowrimo.

  3. Nanowrimo.

  4. Nanowrimo.

  5. Nanowrimo.

  6. Nanowrimo.

  7. Nanowrimo.

  8. Nanowrimo.

  9. Nanowrimo.

  10. Nanowrimo.

  11. Nanowrimo.

  12. Nanowrimo.

  13. Nanowrimo.


Now I'm going to take a break before I get into "All work and no play makes Jean a dull girl" territory. Red rum!

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Thursday, November 08, 2007
Nano updates: where to find 'em
In case you haven't figured it out yet (and if my Sitemeter reports are any indication, you haven't; neither has anybody else), I'm blogging about my NaNo progress, such as it is, over at Jean Writes Genre.

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Thursday, November 01, 2007
Thursday Thirteen: NaNoWriMo Edition

Thirteen Reasons I Caved At the Last Minute and Signed Up for NaNoWriMo


  1. I'm a bit touched in the head.

  2. I have a new idea that's been nagging me and now's as good a time as any to develop it.

  3. I was feeling left out of all the NaNo talk I keep seeing.

  4. I want to have a good framework ready to build on so I don't lose any momentum when I finally finish Hero Factor.

  5. I always, ALWAYS overestimate how much time and/or energy I'll be able to devote to any project; why should now be any different?

  6. It's a great community of writers that I want to be a part of.

  7. Getting some exposure for my writing certainly can't hurt.

  8. I have a new word processor! And it's portable!

  9. I have a lot of writing process hangups that I need to overcome.

  10. I need to practice writing in a POV other than 3rd person limited.

  11. I secretly kinda like it when friends and loved ones look at me like I'm a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

  12. Mmm, Happy Meal.

  13. Did I mention the part where I'm just not a sane woman?

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006
A Hook, a Chapter, and a Crapometer
MyNoWriMo is off to a pretty good start--two days in and I'm already approaching the ballpark neighborhood of where I had wanted to be by the end of NaNoWriMo. I'm about to complete another chapter--the first half is posted here, and unless I get bombarded with actual job-related work this afternoon, I'll have the rest of it up before I leave the office today.

I think I've changed my mind back about the Crapometer, mainly because I realize that even if my manuscript won't be ready to shop around for at least another year, this particular opportunity won't come around again, and besides, it's not like I've anything to lose. And it doesn't hurt that a hook came to me this morning while I was reading some examples that Miss Snark linked to, one that sums up all of the important aspects of my story in barely over a hundred words and only three sentences.

Having failed to learn my lesson last time, I'm posting it here with the caveat that any feedback should be constructive. Again, that's constructive, as in useful, helpful, encouraging, possibly even with suggestions for improvement. "Your hook sucks and so does the idea it rode in on, and by the way, you suck, too," and any variations thereof, don't qualify. Now that we're clear on that, here's the hook:
When he goes out to search for his ex-girlfriend's runaway cat, Hollywood actor Michael Chambers finds instead a shape-shifting doppelganger intent on stealing both his life and said ex-girlfriend. The shape-shifter works for a faction of militant faeries who want to cast a spell to literally turn Michael into his TV character, The Mediator, a supernatural superhero who they believe has the power to prevent a faerie war that would destroy both their world and Michael's. When the spell goes awry, it's up to Michael to transform himself from pampered celebrity to hero and prevent an inter-dimensional apocalypse, all while trying to get his life back. Stupid cat.

I'll keep working on it. I think the end could use a little more punch. Any feedback of the aforementioned helpful variety is welcome and appreciated.

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Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Housekeeping
Randomly (except not really):

~ I think this entire week is going to be about catching up and taking care of business. I figure that the powers that be here at the office will smile a little more kindly on all of my recent absenteeism if I can show that I'm, y'know, actually getting my work done instead of blowing it off to write. In whatever spare time I can find, I'll be taking care of end-of-year personal crap and getting any necessary online Christmas shopping out of the way. All of which will free me up for...

~ MyNoWriMo! Seeing as how November did its ever loving best to beat me down and keep me away from my novel, once I'm caught up I'm going to declare the rest of December (excluding a few days off around Christmas) to be my own personal novel writing month. If I can't make 50K by the end of THIS month, then... well, then I suppose I shall cry. But rest assured, dear readers, that once MyNoWriMo gets underway you can look forward not only to more chapter updates at the writing blog, but also fewer in-depth and loquacious posts from me here. Oh yes, and a return to Gratuitous Marsters Picspam. And there was much rejoicing!

~ I think I've decided to forgo the Crapometer this time around. Like I said, my manuscript is nowhere near where I thought it would be by now, and even if it was, it would still be about a year away from being ready to query anybody. I think my time will be better spent, for now, focusing on how to tell the story instead of how to sell it. But as with previous Crapometers, I expect to learn a lot by observation, even without participation.

~ And in news that's totally unrelated to anything: if you're reading this via the feeds then you're probably not aware that I redid things a little around here. I just changed the background and coloring. It's not much, but I think it's both Holiday appropriate and non-specific enough that I won't have to change it as soon as the season ends. The new background reminds me of wrapping paper. Festive!

~ At last, I shall leave you with: Mittens!



These are a combination of two different patterns, one from each Stitch 'N' Bitch book, plus a little improvisation on my part. The main part is made out of Lion Brand Wool-Eze, so it's both low-maintenance and warm. The pair took me two snow days to knit, but again, I'm a slow knitter, and working in the round with (unwieldy!) double-pointed needles slows me down even more. A faster knitter could probably do the pair in a single day.

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Monday, November 27, 2006
Maybe if I get one of those voice typing programs I could write and knit at the same time.
Which would be kind of awesome. Hmmmm.

Despite printing off what there is so far of my manuscript and taking it home with me last Wednesday, I didn't get a lick of writing done all weekend. What I did manage to get done instead, thanks to its perfect-for-multitasking nature, was a crapload of knitting, so I'm still feeling nice and accomplishy. I'm very close to finishing the front side of my husband's Christmas sweater. I also started a Christmas scarf for my sister-in-law. But what's really making me feel accomplished is this:



It's an ear warmer (the pattern for which can be found in Stitch 'N' Bitch Nation), and it's so pretty. It looks fairly complicated, but it's really a pretty quick and easy pattern to knit. The most time consuming part was the band itself (see below), which took about four hours, or two nights in front of the telly.



The flowers are knitted separately, and all four bits took me about two hours (and I knit slow):



I actually knitted all of the pieces week before last while I was home with the plague. This weekend I finally got around to blocking them, which took about a day of drying time, and sewing them on, which took another hour. And voila! Here's me modeling the finished project (in bad lighting and sans any makeup, so be warned):



It's very pretty in 3D, and I'm quite pleased with myself. It looks warm--if the temperature here ever drops below 60F I'll be able to test it. Actually, we have a cold front, complete with winter storms and possible snow, moving in later this week, supposedly. So last night I took the chunky red yarn that formed the flowers and started making this coordinating scarf:



It's priority one right now if I'm going to finish it in time for the weather to change, but come the cold I should look quite smashing (and be warm and toasty all wrapped up in cashmere).

Of course, my warm glow of accomplishment faded once I got back to the office this morning and saw how my workload managed to build even though supposedly nobody was here all weekend. Plus there was the realization that there is no way on God's green earth for me to make my own personal NaNo goal by the 30th, even though it was already considerably less than the official NaNo goal. That's not so bad, though, because I was able to stop stressing about the word count and spend a couple of hours this afternoon outlining the rest of the novel instead.

The month's not over yet, though, so I'm still going to try to get as close to my goal as possible, and between that momentum and having a roadmap for where to go next, I expect December to be a pretty productive month even without the NaNo deadline looming. Plus there's the Crapometer to look forward to. And hopefully now that Matt's in recovery mode, sickness will be banished from our household for a while and I'll be able to get some writing done on the weekends, too. I'm aiming to have a rough draft finished by the time we're ready to pack up and move, and as of now, it's looking good.

Meanwhile, I'm going to do my best to have a new chapter up before I leave work tomorrow. So if you're tuning in to the writing blog, you're safe not checking back before then.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
NaNo Update
I've finished and posted Chapter Eight.

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Ruh-roh!
Matt had a "tickle" in the back of his throat last night, and this morning it was full-blown sore and he felt like crud. Considering that's how my symptoms started, things don't bode well for a sickness-free Thanksgiving.

In a few minutes I have to go set up coffee service for a meeting, and while all of my folks are in said meeting I'mma bust out the remainder of my paper backlog and spend the morning getting all caught up. I'm hoping that after the meeting everybody will start to trickle home to get a jump-start on the holiday, and I'll get to put in an entire afternoon of uninterrupted writing. Since it seems like I might be spending the entire holiday weekend playing nursemaid, this may be my last chance to catch up and make some headway toward my NaNo goal. So, *crosses fingers* here's hopin'!

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Wednesday, November 08, 2006
SNPotD
Chapter Five is up.

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Tuesday, November 07, 2006
SNPotD
Chapter Four is up over at the writing blog.

I was pretty sleepy while I wrote most of this chapter. I think probably you can tell.

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Monday, November 06, 2006
Shameless NaNoWriMo Plug O' the Day
If things seem slow here, that's because all the action is happening over at Jean Writes Genre, where I'm doing my ever lovin' best to post a chapter a day (excepting weekends). I just posted the third chapter, and now I'm trying to get a start on chapter four.

Even so, I'm going to try my best not to neglect this blog all month; but, y'know, there are only so many writing hours in the day to go around.

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Friday, November 03, 2006
NaNo update
In case you're not already following, I've posted my first two (complete!) chapters over at Jean Writes Genre.

Have a good weekend, everybody.

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Happy November!
Man. Can you believe it's November already? Don't worry, I'm not about to scrounge up thirty links on turkey and pilgrims. I'm going to be far too busy taking part in the NaNoWriMo insanity. To prepare myself, I started a new blog: Jean Writes Genre. That is where I'll post chapters and keep all my progress reports, so you don't have to worry that this space will be dominated by any of that stuff. But if you care about that stuff enough to keep up with it and cheer me on, then come on over.

In the aftermath of Halloween, as happy as my tastebuds were kept yesterday, with the pancakes and the chili followed up with coneys for dinner and oh dear LORD all the candy, is exactly as miserable as my stomach is today. At least my pants still fit, so I've got that going for me. I will definitely be hitting the gym on my lunch hour, and I'm swearing off processed sugar and starches for at least the next two weeks. And possibly also all alcoholic beverages. It's damage control time, people. If I can eat healthily for these next couple of weeks, then I can get through Turkey Day without any guilt.

And now it's time to stop blogging and start writing. Best of luck to all of my fellow Wrimers, and happy drafting!

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