Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Moving! ...back... again...
I've decided to move Sparkle Motion back to Blogspot. I only moved it here in the first place to improve my paid blogging opportunities, and since I'm not doing paid blogging here anymore, that reason is moot. Also, the archives are big enough that it takes for-dadgum-ever to publish it all every time I post. And most importantly, I found a pretty, shiny New Blogger template that I want to use, but it's XML, and I don't have time to figure out how to convert it to Classic Blogger. So, moving.

Lifeinsparklemotion.com should still point you there, but so will jeanjeanie.blogspot.com.

See you there.


Pains in my butt
My butt hurts. Sorry for the lack of TMI heads up, but I'm more into whining than warning right now. Don't let anybody ever try to tell you that swimming isn't good for the glutes. My whole body is sore, actually. I guess this is what I get for skipping the gym four days in a row. Although the butt thing could also partly be because I haven't gotten out of my chair for at least two hours...

I've been spending most of those two hours moving old posts from my fiction blog to my new fiction Livejournal. I would explain here, but I'm already planning to explain at both of those other places, and I'm too sleepy and sore to explain it all a third time. Yes, sore butt does in fact make it difficult to type. Hush.

Tonight I'm meeting Tess for dinner and then we're going to see RENT. This has always been one of my favorite musicals, and I've only seen it once before (not counting the movie), so I'm not sure why I'm not really that excited about it. I think I might have outgrown the whole celebrating rebelliousness and individuality and diversity message of the show. Not that there's anything wrong with any of those things, but I've reached a point in my life where I'm pretty comfortable embracing my homogeneous middle class mediocrity. I'm not sure how many years ago I saw the show last, but I'm pretty sure I was still in my twenties. At twenty-something, the bohemian lifestyle is a lot more attractive and romantic than it is at (not quite yet) thirty-five. Now it's more like, "Stop whining and get a day job! Grow up and take some responsibility for your life! Get off my lawn!"

But still, the music is awesome. I'm sure I'll be more psyched about it once I get there. I'm also sure it has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact that I haven't slept properly in days, thank you so much Daylight Savings Time.

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Beowulf
Husband and I really wanted to go see this movie in 3D when it was playing at the IMAX over the holidays, but it just never worked out. Having watched it on DVD on our sad little regular-def 19" TV this past weekend, we now know what a tragedy it is that we missed the chance to see this much awesomeness amplified by like a thousand.

We watched the unrated version, which was pretty no-holds-barred with the violence and gore...which is part of what made it so damn awesome, actually. It was a fantastic take on the story, and I was riveted to the screen for most of it, the only exceptions being after the exceptionally cool bits when we'd start geeking out over what a perfect medium this would be for A Song of Ice and Fire; but then that just gave us an excuse to rewind and watch the cool bits again, so that worked out.

As for the animation, at times it was mind-blowingly realistic, but at rarer times it missed the mark by a wide enough margin as to be mildly distracting, but that's a small quibble. This movie has earned itself a permanent spot in our collection. And if it ever makes it back to the IMAX, or even just to a big screen somewhere, we are THERE.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Something's brewing at Tor.com
Looks like my source was correct about what Tor is up to. According to Patrick Nielsen Hayden, in addition to a blog, the site will...
"...feature new original fiction on a regular basis, illustrated under the supervision of art director Irene Gallo, and that these original stories—free of DRM, offered as part of the blog feed and also Available For Your Convenience in a variety of other formats—will have their own associated open comment threads, just like everything else on the blog. We know that there will be lightweight “social networking” features for registered users, including the ability to form mutual-interest groups through tagging and the ability to create journals and/or discussions of their own. Most of all, we know that the real point of the exercise isn’t to create yet another blog, but rather, a place and a context for the lively, ongoing, wide-ranging, and profoundly self-organizing discussions that have characterized the science fiction subculture since its earliest days."

So basically, it's the fanzine meets Web 2.0. Sounds pretty good to me.

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Friday, March 07, 2008
Musings
  • Jason Castro reminds me of a long lost Hanson brother raised by Rastafarians.

  • Rastafarian is a fun word.

  • Random strange guys who call me "sweetheart" as they pass me on the sidewalk do not flatter me or make me feel good about myself. They just make me feel...ick. Really, ick. It's right up there with the twits who command me to smile. It's demeaning, belittling, irritating, and not to mention incredibly presumptuous. If you're a guy who does this? I don't know a single woman who likes or appreciates this sort of thing. So knock it off.

  • I'm willing to give the guy from this morning the benefit of the doubt that he wasn't shooting for any of the above. But I figure they're never shooting for any of the above. Nevertheless, this is how it's usually received. So again, just stop it.

  • Drivers in Tulsa are just friggin' insane. Myself excluded, natch.

  • But seriously, I was recently given the bird AGAIN for no discernible reason whatsoever, other than perhaps that I signaled to change lanes. And that's exactly what's wrong with drivers in this town. DRIVERS OF TULSA: You are SUPPOSED TO SIGNAL. Signaling is NOT an ACT OF AGGRESSION. It's a polite notice of intent. Signals are for OTHER DRIVERS' BENEFIT, not for your own, except in that warning people that you're about to slow down to turn or get in front of them is a good way to prevent yourself from getting rear-ended.

  • Um, wow. Wing, Glark & Sars are leaving TWoP. I've had my issues with those guys over the years, but that site also was the foundation upon which my crazed Buffy obsession was built (when it was still Mighty Big TV), and the forums served as a springboard for some fun, if fleeting, friendships. I know the site itself isn't going anywhere, but it just won't seem the same without them. It's definitely the end of an era.

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  • Monday, March 03, 2008
    Quickly, before I have to race the sleet and snow home
    Links of interest on this dreary Monday morning:

    This is quite possibly the neatest web design in the history of web designs.

    This free online Tales of the Slayer comic by Drew Goddard is pretty funny. Lo, the spider-eating man-bitch returneth.

    Elsewhere in the galaxy of Buffy alumni, Amber Benson directed a Common Rotation video.

    Giving away books online seems to be all the rage these days: Go and read Neil Gaiman's American Gods for free.



    In Which I Rant About This Year's "Best Picture"

    We used my Friday off to finally see No Country for Old Men. The consensus between me, Husband, and Husband's friend: Eh? It felt like two different movies mashed together. One was a quiet little introspective film about growing old while the world changes around you and you feel helpless to stop it, and in the middle of this somebody plopped the first two-thirds of a really kick-ass action/thriller. We loved the action/thriller part--and Javier Bardem definitely earned that Oscar. That guy was CREE. PEE.--that got us all worked up and invested in Josh Brolin's character and his plight, only to have it end abruptly, any resolution having happened off-screen and returning to the introspective old man movie, which also ended abruptly, and pretty much left the three of us sitting there going, "What the eff was that?" That said, the acting, cinematography, dialogue, etc. were all excellent. But I have many, many issues with the story structure and pacing, and I feel like the intent was to play around with story structure in unexpected ways for the sake of ART, at the audience's expense, and really, I can't stand that crap. I want a resolution to my story. What's more, I want a resolution to the story I spent almost two hours getting really invested in. I want characters that exist for more than the sake of getting killed in shocking and violent ways. I don't want to be jerked around and left feeling like I just had my lunch money stolen. Boo, Cohen brothers. Boo.

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    Thursday, February 28, 2008
    There she goes again...
    I think my current blog paralysis stems from the fact that I just got too ambitious and spread myself too darn thin. I think splitting Growing Up into three blogs was a mistake, for one thing. I did it thinking I could expand on my paid adverblogging opportunities, but the fact is, I get burned out pretty quickly doing sponsored posts on just the one blog. Plus it makes me neglect my novel in favor of paid writing (such as it is). And then I just get sick of blogging altogether and go silent for days or weeks on end. That won't do, children. That won't do at all.

    Since I sold my punk puppy sweater, I'm feeling inspired to get back on track trying to sell my knitting and other crafty pursuits. My Etsy shop needs a major overhaul, though. Today I spent my free time studying up on shop improvement tips and, better yet, digital photography tips, and I think I finally understand how to take the pretty, pretty pictures that are so prominent over there. I just need to whip myself up a light box and take some practice pictures.

    I'm going to be mulling all of this over this weekend. I think it's time for a major overhaul of my entire web "presence" once again. Or at least streamlining it so I don't feel so scattered. I don't know. I just know I've gotta change something.

    Anyway. I'm out for the weekend. Have a good one, folks.


    Wednesday, February 27, 2008
    Previously on Planet Earth...
    I'm slowly -- oh so very slowly, because I'm doing it all from scratch, and it's a learning process -- building a new template for this blog. It's mostly for fun, and to teach myself what I need to know about building blogger templates that I didn't know five years ago, and so it's being done in my spare time, which doesn't happen very often. Maybe I'll finish it next month. Maybe I'll finish it next year. But I'm working on it, and when it's done, I'll be proud. For about two weeks until I get bored with it and decide to redo it all over again. Because that's how I roll.

    Fizzgigg has a hole in his leg again. I don't know if I ever mentioned the first hole here, but last fall a sore on his front right elbow turned into a gaping, open hole through which you could actually see bone. It looks even grosser than it sounds, believe me. We bandaged it, we kept various ointments on it, we spent a large sum to have the vet sew it up only to have it open up again after the stitches came out, and finally, it closed up on its own and completely healed. And now, almost overnight, it's back. I got another tube from the vet of the post-op ointment that we were putting on it when it healed the last time, and we're keeping it clean and covered and hoping for the best. And Fizzgigg acts like it's the most traumatic thing ever when we change his bandage. This from a dog who was apparently kicked around before we got him, and who has fallen down stairs and chewed his own leg almost to the bone and broken limbs and once had a cat very nearly claw his eyeball out. He's a tough little guy, but man, he hates having to lie still and have his bandage changed.

    He hasn't been in the greatest health lately, either. His thyroid is whacked out, and he's lost so much hair and weight that if you saw him and didn't know any better, you'd think we were like those scumbags on Animal Precinct who never feed or take care of their animals. Of course, once you saw his cushy digs, his food bowl that's constantly filled with expensive organic gluten-free dog food, his tiny sweater wardrobe and all of his various vitamins and meds, I'm pretty confident you'd know better. That dog lives better than we do. But he deserves it, because, see above. He's had a rough little life. I just wish we could get him healthy and keep him there.

    Speaking of tiny sweaters, I finally sold one. Now I just have to make it. So that's what I'll be doing with my weekend. I need to find better beads than the one I used on Fizz's sweater, though, preferably ones that the silver doesn't rub off of when they come in contact with the yarn.

    And that's what's happening in my world. Here's some of what happened elsewhere while I was resting my brain and morphing into a YouTube blog:

    Remember when I mentioned that Tor was giving away free e-books in exchange for signing up to their newsletter? Apparently, this is just phase one in their re-branding project. The next phase will reportedly launch them into the social networking stratosphere and also offer original short fiction and non-fiction on the web site. The Nielsen Hayden's tend to be pretty awesome, so I expect good things from just about anything they put their collective hand to.

    Did you know that George Romero made a new zombie movie? I sure didn't, and I'm not sure how I missed it. Speaking of zombie movies, did I ever mention Fido? It's no Sean of the Dead, as zombie comedies go, but it has its moments, some of which are surprisingly poignant.

    The Indiana Jones trailer has already been all over the internet, but it's squee-worthy enough to post again.

    Ditto the fact that CBS is offering free streaming videos of the entire run of Star Trek: TOS.

    And that's all I've got. Hasta, pasta.

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    Monday, February 25, 2008
    "But don't talk back to Dawth Vadew, 'cause he'll getcha!"
    Meet the most adorable Star Wars geek ever:

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    Friday, February 22, 2008
    Ennui and YouTube go together like a 'burger and fries. Mmm, fries.
    Sometimes I get burned out on putting out (creatively, that is) to the point that just the thought of writing or blogging another word almost causes physical pain. In those times, it's generally best if I take a break for a few days and just absorb other people's output. This week has been one of those times.

    Of course, it doesn't help that I've felt fairly crappy for most of the week. I didn't catch the plague, thank goodness. I think my problem has just been a great big stew of reacting to the dismal weather, allergy headaches, indigestion and not enough sleep to be able to take those things in stride. I mean, cold, wet weather pretty much makes me want to do nothing but sleep, eat and read anyway, without figuring sleep deprivation and physical ailments into the equation.

    Today I'm no less useless than I have been all week, and my short attention span has been kept occupied by YouTube hilarity and other forms of video wackiness all day. To wit:



    and



    See also:

    The Guild: Episode 7

    and

    The Clooney who Came to Dinner

    and also

    Big Girl, You Are Beautiful

    and finally

    Bad Day at the Office.

    And that's about as much blogging as I can stomach for now. Hopefully by Monday I'll be ready to start putting out (creatively! Sheesh!) once again.

    Happy weekend, everybody.

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    Wednesday, February 20, 2008
    Good news for creepy people!
    Because, apparently, they need love too. (contains NSFW language)



    Hee.

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    Tuesday, February 19, 2008
    I sure am glad I got that flu shot. >:|
    I'm having one of those cranky-sleepy-funky Super ADD days wherein I can barely keep my eyes open, let alone focus on anything for more than two minutes at a time. Good times all around. I don't know why I feel so tired--I got plenty of sleep last night, or at least no less than I usually get. I really, really hope this isn't a sign that I'm coming down with the ubiqui-flu that it seems everyone's getting these days. Like I hope the bought of chills I had earlier also isn't a sign.

    I'm downing Airborne (pink grapefruit flavor! Yum) and plugging along, but nothing non-essential is going to get done today.

    Boo.

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    Monday, February 18, 2008
    In case you need another reason to grock Spock
    Leonard Nimoy appeared on the Colbert Report recently to promote his new photography book celebrating beauty in women of all shapes and sizes. Because the standards set by Hollywood culture and the fashion industry are, in a word, illogical.

    Yes, I had to go there.

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    Thursday, February 14, 2008
    Thursday Thirteen: 'Shipper edition

    Thirteen Most Romantic and/or Heartwrenchingly Tragic TV Couples
    (a.k.a. the main reasons I love television)


    1. Buffy & Angel - Not my favorite, but even I can't argue that their Season 2 arc takes the crown in both categories.

    2. Buffy & Spike - I know a lot of people would raise an eyebrow at calling this paring "romantic," but they had their sweet moments, especially in Season 7. At any rate, even at their worst I couldn't stand not to see them together.

    3. Willow & Oz - Most people would say Willow & Tara, but that pretty much goes without saying, and that's the only reason I'm going with Oz instead. I still can't watch the end of Wild at Heart without my heart breaking for Willow.

    4. Zoe & Wash (this whole list won't be Whedonverse characters, I promise...although it easily could be; nobody does romance and pain like Joss) - Of course Whedon couldn't let a happily married, functional, fun and sexy couple stand. From the moment we realized how well they got along and truly loved each other, we should have known that one of them was doomed.

    5. Wesley & Frillyria - As horrible as Fred's death was, and as heartbreaking as it was for Wesley, I just never really got into their romance, and I never really cared that much for Fred. That is, until her soul was burned out of her body and replaced by a demon goddess who turned out to be completely awesome. Wesley's anguish at having to be the keeper of the thing that both killed the woman he loved and looked like her was gutwrenching to observe, but none of it was as heartbreaking as watching some sliver of humanity surface in Illyria, causing her sincere grief as Wesley died in her arms.

    Excuse me, I have something in my eye.

    There. Moving on...

    6. John Chricton & Aryn Sun - Everybody's favorite leather-clad interspecies couple were all over the romance map, and I loved following them every step of the way--even the parts that broke my heart. And then they got a happy ending. Nobody can say they didn't earn it.

    7. Mulder & Scully - The last few seasons kind of fell apart, but their reunion won back some brownie points from me. Even so, it was the deep, deep regard and love that the OBVIOUSLY felt for each other before we even had a hint that they had ever acted on it that constantly made me swoon.

    8. Jack Devereaux and Jennifer Horton - If you watched daytime television in the late '80s, then I probably don't need to explain this one to you. These two were totally my teenage self's Spuffy.

    9. Mark Green Doug Ross (der) & Carol Hathaway - Two words: surprise ending. Made me cry.

    10. Chandler & Monica - When these two hooked up I was almost as weirded out over it as they were. But it didn't take long to realize that they made total sense. And their proposal scene was hands down one of the best proposals ever seen on television.

    11. The Doctor & Rose Tyler - Nine or Ten. Both versions had their own special chemistry with Rose, and it broke my heart and left me in tears when each of them had to say goodbye.

    12. Lois & Clark - Okay, after they got married it kind of degenerated into corny fluff, but up until then this was one of the most romantic pairings ever. My early-twenty-something self's Spuffy.

    13. D'Argo & Chiana - Another pairing that I didn't expect, but once they got together I liked it--at least while it lasted. But even if their relationship died, their love for each other stuck until the very end. Chiana's grief at having to leave D'argo behind to face certain death was nearly matched by my own.




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    Joy for the season!
    The TV season, that is, which is not completely shot to Hades by the writer's strike. Ausiello is keeping a frequently updated chart of when to expect new episodes for all our favorite shows.

    The good news: Battlestar Galactica will kick off ten new episodes in April, and LOST will finish out its season. Supernatural will also be shooting new episodes to air late spring. Yay!

    The bad: Heroes is on hiatus until next fall. Boo.

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    Wednesday, February 13, 2008
    ADDlepated
    I spent the better part of today setting up and organizing my new Wikispace. See, I've been on the verge of a bit of an ADD meltdown lately, coming up with one neat idea (at least, neat to me) after another that I IN NO WAY have time to do, getting overwhelmed and feeling like since I don't have time for new things I don't have time for ANYTHING, because I have no filter sometimes when it comes to deciding what's the most worthy of my time at a given moment. Instead of freaking out and doing something stupid and potentially publicly humiliating (again), I managed to step back, take a deep breath, and experiment with ways to track my ideas so that they can leave me alone and let me get on with my life until I have time for them.

    I started out with multiple Tada Lists for every potential project that's been nagging at me, but the to do list structure made me feel pressured and wasn't helping at all with the prioritization part. From there I clicked on over to Back Pack, a promised "information organizer." Eureka! This was exactly what I was looking for! I opened an account and started dumping my brain into it right away, but then I discovered it only had room for so much of my brain unless I wanted to pay a monthly fee. Bummer.

    Really, said fee was pretty reasonable ($5/month for up to 25 pages) for such an awesome service; but if you read my personal finance blog, you already know I'm cheap frugal. So I hunted around for a free version.

    After checking out several Wiki-type sites, one of which is exactly the same platform used by Wikipedia, and most of which confused the poo out of me, I stumbled upon Wiki Spaces. It's just as easy to use as Back Pack, and you get to create an unlimited (up to 10MB) amount of pages for the low, low price of FREE! And we have a winner.

    I actually only set up what's there so far in less than half an hour. The basic idea here is that when I get an idea for a project, story, article, new blog, whatever, I add it to the list on the main page, and then as those ideas start to flesh out I can give them their very own page for brainstorming, etc. The big hope is that A) once I get these ideas down, they'll shut up and leave me alone so I can work on what actually needs doing, B) fleshing them out in this manner will help me decide which are worth doing, and C) new toy! Shiny!

    At any rate, whether it works in the long run, it's gotten me down off the ledge for the time being. And I'm feeling much better now, thanks.

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    Tuesday, February 12, 2008
    TVBFT: Boys of LOST, 3rd in series

    James "Sawyer" Ford
    Con man. Crook. All around bad boy.
    Broken.

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